Dear lenoregirl:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it first of May at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my avocado plant. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that I did a sex-change. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break Eggplant-fetishism.

Go burn,
Mei

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